I'm Ashley. I'm hella fucking cute but I'm not very photogenic so I'll post selfies when I can take a decent one.
I send you the love of many doggies.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
oh no little floofins
cool baby ghost is making the rounds again, at the coolest, babyiest time of the year !
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
I need this
imagine if someone robbed you of these and you’re just like “hahaha have fun with my snot rags you piece of shit”
the fact that there is a lion in here
i can’t breathe
kovu was sexy and we all know it
whatsagarb said: do you ship troyler
we are a restaurant
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
relationship status: waiting for my one true goose
— Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)